Ok, so it’s been like eight years since American Pie came out. Can you believe it? We know, we’re so old. It was a totally different decade then. A forgotten, distant time in our culture. An innocent age when we’d not yet seen Tara Reid’s, well, pretty much everything. A time when most of us had never heard the term MILF. A time when Eugene Levy had not yet sold his once funny soul to......

It's officially Christmas weekend, and that can only mean one thing... well, that actually means quite a few things, come to think of it, but in the context of this -ist List it could only mean one thing: the movies. Tons of them. There are so many movies opening over the next three or so days that Houstonist can't even fit the highlights into one entry. The Golden Globe nominations are out and families......