Today is election day, clowns. GO VOTE or we'll punch you in the face. We also throw a mean elbow. Using some math (carry the one...move the decimal) the Secretary of State predicts a 68% voter turn out at the polls which equates to ~9 million folks. Go get in line already. Campaign workers for McCain & Obama are amping up their efforts as the witching hour nears Pollsters and other election day officials are......

Yesterday was the second of the Super Tuesdays for this Presidential Election year and included primary elections in Ohio, Rhode Island, Texas and Vermont. Houstonist could careless about who wins. We're just excited to see the record turnout at the polls. We all win when that happens. Congratulations, Houston, and all you Texans that don't live in our kickass town. According to Wikipedia - stop laughing - Super Tuesday...refers to the Tuesday in February......