Sure, baseball may be America's pastime, but what about threesomes in ballpark bathrooms? Yep, that's what was going on this weekend at Minute Maid Park. According to KHOU, off-duty HPD Lt. Jeffrey Olesen was relieved of duty yesterday after being found Sunday having sex with two women in a rest room at the ballpark. (Don't be so shocked — it was a unisex bathroom.) A fan reportedly found Olesen and the women running the bases when he went to the bathroom with his kid:

The fan, with a young child, apparently walked in on things and spotted the lieutenant’s firearm on the counter. Fearing the women were being attacked, he called for help.

Well, that's a good way to explain things to the kid, we guess. It turns out the women were Olesen's wife and a female friend, but it actually wasn't the sex that might have caused the 14-year HPD veteran his job: His real blunder, KHOU reports, is that he didn't talk with the police department's internal affairs office after the incident, as he was told to. It's the bureaucracy that'll get you every time.

HPD said no criminal charges have been filed against Olesen.